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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. (C) Albert Einstein 03/14/2008
Hell, there are no rules here -- we're trying to accomplish something. (C) Thomas Alva Edison 03/14/2008
Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration. (C) Thomas Alva Edison 03/14/2008
A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper. (C) Dyer 03/14/2008
Efficiency is intelligent laziness. (C) David Dunham 03/14/2008
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. (C) Fats Domino 03/14/2008
Iron rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity, and in cold weather becomes frozen, even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind. (C) Leonardo Da Vinci 03/14/2008
There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse. (C) Quentin Crisp 03/14/2008
He that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools. (C) Confucius 03/14/2008
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