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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. (C) Albert Camus 03/14/2008
It gets late early out there. (C) Yogi Berra 03/14/2008
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. (C) Robert Benchley 03/14/2008
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. (C) Aristotle 03/14/2008
We trained hard, but it seemed that everytime we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly. (C) Publius Terentius Afer 03/14/2008
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. (C) Douglas Adams 03/14/2008
Sharks mainly attack when your're wet. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
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