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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
An expert is someone who is one page ahead of you in the manual. (C) David Knight 03/14/2008
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
I am not sure that I exist, actually. I am all the writers that I have read, all the people that I have met, all the women that I have loved; all the cities that I have visited, all my ancestors... Perhaps I would have liked to be my father, who wrote but has the decency of not publishing. (C) Jorge Luis Borges 03/14/2008
All generalizations are false, including this one. (C) Blaise Pascal 03/14/2008
I am only serious about 20% of the time; one of the great joys of my life is the fact that I alone know when that is. (C) Mark Richards 03/14/2008
Tis education forms the common mind; just as the twig is bent, the tree's inclined. (C) Alexander Pope 03/14/2008
Reality is something you rise above. (C) Liza Minnelli 03/14/2008
One thing is one thing. Another thing is another thing. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
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