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A small journey begins with one step and ends with another. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
The only real revolution is in the enlightenment of the mind and the improvement of character. The only real emancipation is individual, and the only real revolutionaries are philosophers and saints. (C) Will Durrant 03/14/2008
Ignorance does not necesarilly mean one has a lack of wisdom, for a most ignorant person can be one with much wisdom. It's "live and learn" that creates wisdom. (C) Austin Holmes 03/14/2008
My advanced age has taught me the resignation of being Borges. (C) Jorge Luis Borges 03/14/2008
Watch the traffic, the light will never hit you. (C) Moms Mabley 03/14/2008
The dead and the stupid never change their opinions. (C) S. Gilmary Beagle 03/14/2008
An aphorism is not an aphorism unless you know what it means. (C) Winston Churchill 03/14/2008
Begin at the beginning, the King said gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop." (C) Lewis Carroll 03/14/2008
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything. (C) Ashleigh Brilliant 03/14/2008
The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. (C) Josh Billings 03/14/2008
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