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Those who can do, those who can't teach, and those who can't teach teach education. (C) Nicolas Martin 03/14/2008
Freedom is not the right to live as we please, but the right to find how we ought to live in order to fulfill our potential. (C) Ralph Waldo Emerson 03/14/2008
Absorb what is useful, reject what is useless, and add what is specifically your own. (C) Bruce Lee 03/14/2008
Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient unto the day is its own troubles. (C) Jesus Christ 03/14/2008
The most undependable part on your car is the nut holding the wheel. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
The definition of experience is knowledge acquired too late. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
He who spends his time reading aphorisms of another to have one of his own, has no time or brains to have any of his own. (C) M. Bernheisel 03/14/2008
Lately I've found that if it weren't for stereotypes, conversation would be much more difficult for the closed-minded. (C) Morgan Ivy 03/14/2008
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