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Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity. (C) R. I. Fitzhenry 03/14/2008
Ordinary people know little of the time and effort it takes to learn to read. I have been eighty years at it, and have not reached my goal. (C) Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 03/14/2008
You can tell a lot about a person by looking at what kind of people are his friends and children. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Wise men make proverbs; fools repeat them. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
When an ordinary man attains knowledge, he is a sage; when a sage attains knowledge, he is an ordinary man. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Trust in Allah, but tie your camel. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. (C) Joan Powers 03/14/2008
The world is governed more by appearance than realities, so it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as it is to know it. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
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