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No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Never give advice -- a wise man won't need it, a fool won't heed it. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Live to learn... forget... and learn again. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you -- but if you really make them think they'll hate you. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
If you don't believe in something, you'll fall for anything. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
If you can read this, thank a teacher. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
If you believe everything you read, you'd better not read. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
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