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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. |
He who laughs last thinks slowest. |
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God gives the nuts, but he doesn't crack them. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
He has half the deed done who has made a beginning. (C) Horace 03/14/2008
We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have done. (C) Henry Wadsworth Longfellow 03/14/2008
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid. (C) Mark Twain 03/14/2008
God gives every bird his worm, but he doesn't throw it into the nest. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
You may only have two of the three choices: (1) Enjoy your job. (2)Work within the law. (3)Make lots of money. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
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