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Indecision is the key to flexibility. |
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Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts. |
Funny jokes, short funny stories, aphorisms, anecdotes, real funny stories, funny jokes, short funny stories. |







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A library is an arsenal of liberty. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
I use not only all the brains I have, but all I can borrow. (C) Woodrow Wilson 03/14/2008
Furious activity is no substitute for understanding. (C) H. H. Williams 03/14/2008
I was asked by the customs if I had anything to declare. I said: Yes, I'd like to declare -- I'm a genius! (C) Oscar Wilde 03/14/2008
I am not young enough to know everything. (C) Oscar Wilde 03/14/2008
Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. (C) Oscar Wilde 03/14/2008
Half a man's life is devoted to what he calls improvements, yet the original had some quality which is lost in the process. (C) E. B. White 03/14/2008
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (C) H. G. Wells 03/14/2008
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