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The world's greatest heroes are the world's greatest fuck-ups. (C) Stacy Shaw 03/14/2008
Advice is like kissing. It costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. (C) H. W. Shaw 03/14/2008
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. (C) George Bernard Shaw 03/14/2008
My father must have had some elementary education, for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately. (C) George Bernard Shaw 03/14/2008
Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life. (C) George Bernard Shaw 03/14/2008
He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike. (C) William Shakespeare 03/14/2008
Major writing is to say what has been seen, so that it need never be said again. (C) Delmore Schwartz 03/14/2008
I'm always fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact. (C) Diane Sawyer 03/14/2008
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