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Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it. (C) Colin Powell 03/14/2008
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. (C) Plato 03/14/2008
Thinking is the soul talking to itself. (C) Plato 03/14/2008
Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body; but knowledge which is acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind. (C) Plato 03/14/2008
The best education in the world is that got by struggling to get a living. (C) Wendell Phillips 03/14/2008
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. (C) Ellen Parr 03/14/2008
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think. (C) Dorothy Parker 03/14/2008
You have to be an intellectual to believe such nonsense. No ordinary man could be such a fool. (C) George Orwell 03/14/2008
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