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We don't see things as they are. We see things as we are. (C) Anais Nin 03/14/2008
Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision? (C) Marilyn Monroe 03/14/2008
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. (C) Wilson Mizner 03/14/2008
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. (C) Wilson Mizner 03/14/2008
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me. (C) A. A. Milne 03/14/2008
An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it. (C) James Michener 03/14/2008
Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. (C) Henry Louis Mencken 03/14/2008
The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein -- it rejects it. (C) P. Medawar 03/14/2008
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