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Education is civil defense against media fallout. (C) Marshall McLuhan 03/14/2008
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. (C) Andy McIntyre 03/14/2008
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit. (C) W. Somerset Maugham 03/14/2008
No affectation of peculiarity can conceal a commonplace mind. (C) W. Somerset Maugham 03/14/2008
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. And inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. (C) Groucho Marx 03/14/2008
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused. (C) Shirley Maclaine 03/14/2008
No man's knowledge here can go beyond his experience. (C) John A. Locke 03/14/2008
In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true either is true or becomes true. (C) John Lilly 03/14/2008
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius. (C) Larry Leissner 03/14/2008
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. (C) Tom Lehrer 03/14/2008
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