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When angry, count to ten before you speak; when very angry, a hundred. (C) Thomas Jefferson 03/14/2008
Enlighten the people generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day. (C) Thomas Jefferson 03/14/2008
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. (C) William James 03/14/2008
A great teacher never strives to explain his vision. He simply invites you to stand beside him and see for yourself. (C) R. Inman 03/14/2008
Experience is not what happens to you. It's what you do with what happens to you. (C) Aldous Huxley 03/14/2008
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is that little voice at the end of the day that says: "I'll try again tomorrow." (C) Anne Hunninghake 03/14/2008
Truth springs from argument amongst friends. (C) David Hume 03/14/2008
He who opens a school door, closes a prison. (C) Victor Hugo 03/14/2008
You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think. (C) Elbert Hubbard 03/14/2008
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