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All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen. |
Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts. |
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. |
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Sloppy thinking gets worse over time. (C) Jenny Holzer 03/14/2008
It is the province of knowledge to speak, and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen. (C) Oliver Wendell Holmes 03/14/2008
An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be made in his subject and how to avoid them. (C) Werner Heisenberg 03/14/2008
A large brain, like large government, may not be able to do simple things in a simple way. (C) Donald O. Hebb 03/14/2008
I'm more like I am now than I ever was before. (C) Greg 03/14/2008
I improve on misquotation. (C) Cary Grant 03/14/2008
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. (C) Gail Godwin 03/14/2008
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