Flint stories: funny aphorisms

All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

Funny jokes, short funny stories, aphorisms, anecdotes, real funny stories, funny jokes, short funny stories.

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all aphorisms

Benjamin Franklin

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Malcolm S. Forbes

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Martin H. Fischer

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Website of anecdotes, aphorisms, jokes and funny stories.

What is better then nice, famous and wise aphorisms? This site has many funny aphorisms for any age: funny aphorisms for families, children and adults. Funny aphorisms are in several categories: animals, travel, college etc. Funny aphorisms are combined with short jokes, short funny stories and anecdotes. Wise aphorisms, smart aphorisms are very good for the intellect of the reader. Intellectual aphorisms are also funny. Wise aphorism is the best thing in the world.