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Good judgement comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgement. (C) Rita Mae Brown 03/14/2008
Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave. (C) Henry Peter Brougham 03/14/2008
Today's children are required to learn what most people in former times were forbidden to know. (C) Ashleigh Brilliant 03/14/2008
I will tell you the truth as soon as I figure it out. (C) Wayne Birmingham 03/14/2008
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves. (C) Josh Billings 03/14/2008
Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify. (C) Ambrose Bierce 03/14/2008
Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the fool their lack of understanding. (C) Ambrose Bierce 03/14/2008
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am." (C) Ambrose Bierce 03/14/2008
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. (C) Ambrose Bierce 03/14/2008
You can observe a lot by watching. (C) Yogi Berra 03/14/2008
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