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If you come to a fork in the road, take it. (C) Yogi Berra 03/14/2008
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. (C) Rami Belson 03/14/2008
A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep. (C) Saul Bellow 03/14/2008
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. (C) Burt Bacharach 03/14/2008
I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. (C) Jane Austen 03/14/2008
Wit is educated insolence. (C) Aristotle 03/14/2008
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well. (C) Aristotle 03/14/2008
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead. (C) Aristotle 03/14/2008
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. (C) Aristotle 03/14/2008
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