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Indecision is the key to flexibility. |
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
If you love your job, you will never have to work another day in your life. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
If you don't have time to do it right you must have time to do it over. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
If only I could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers? (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Holt's Law: All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity: At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
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