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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. (C) Aristotle 03/14/2008
All men naturally desire knowledge. (C) Aristotle 03/14/2008
The wise learn many things from their enemies. (C) Aristophanes 03/14/2008
Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality. (C) Theodor W. Adorno 03/14/2008
The strong take from the weak, but the smart take from the strong. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Some of the worst torments imaginable accompany wealth. And yet many a poor man is eager for preferment and dreams of somehow "improving" his estate. Where money and property are concerned, none but vagrants are wise. (C) Christopher Spranger 03/14/2008
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and add ten percent. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Change is good, but dollars are better. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
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