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What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with the rich is uselessness. (C) George Bernard Shaw 03/14/2008
Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting. (C) Billy Rose 03/14/2008
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. (C) Robert Orben 03/14/2008
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying. (C) Fran Lebowitz 03/14/2008
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. (C) Lao Tsu 03/14/2008
It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, that gives happiness. (C) Thomas Jefferson 03/14/2008
Money may be the husk of many things, but not the kernel. It buys you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintances, but not friends; servants, but not loyalty; days of joy, but not peace or happiness. (C) Henrik Ibsen 03/14/2008
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. (C) Robert Frost 03/14/2008
Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship. (C) Benjamin Franklin 03/14/2008
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