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The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. (C) Anatole France 03/14/2008
Money is like an arm or leg: use it or lose it. (C) Henry Ford 03/14/2008
One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need money the most, are the very ones that never have it. (C) Finley Peter Dunne 03/14/2008
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. (C) Ambrose Bierce 03/14/2008
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. (C) Jane Austen 03/14/2008
If the wolf had ever come to our back door, he'd have had to bring a picnic lunch. (C) Bill Anderson 03/14/2008
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. (C) Woody Allen 03/14/2008
All warfare is based on deception. (C) Sun Tzu 03/14/2008
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