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Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. (C) Sun Tzu 03/14/2008
Remember, to them it is us who are the enemy. (C) N. F. Simpson 03/14/2008
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. (C) Bertrand Russell 03/14/2008
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself -- nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. (C) Franklin D. Roosevelt 03/14/2008
War is one of the scourges with which it has pleased God to afflict men. (C) Cardinal Richelieu 03/14/2008
I once played a sheriff who thought he could do the job without a gun. I was dead in twenty-seven minutes of a thirty minute show. (C) Ronald Reagan 03/14/2008
Another victory like that and we are done for. (C) Pyrrhus 03/14/2008
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. (C) George Patton 03/14/2008
A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. (C) George Patton 03/14/2008
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