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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. (C) John F. Kennedy 03/14/2008
You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty. (C) Henrik Ibsen 03/14/2008
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. (C) Joseph Heller 03/14/2008
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. (C) Isaac Asimov 03/14/2008
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. (C) David Friedman 03/14/2008
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army. (C) Edward Everett 03/14/2008
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. (C) Ralph Waldo Emerson 03/14/2008
All violence, all that is dreary and repels, is not power, but the absence of power. (C) Ralph Waldo Emerson 03/14/2008
For the first time we have a weapon that nobody has used for thirty years. This gives me great hope for the human race. (C) Harlan Ellison 03/14/2008
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