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I don't know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. (C) Albert Einstein 03/14/2008
I always say that, next to a battle lost, the greatest misery is a battle gained. (C) The Duke of Wellington 03/14/2008
I prefer the most unjust peace to the most righteous war. (C) Cicero 03/14/2008
When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite. (C) Winston Churchill 03/14/2008
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. (C) Winston Churchill 03/14/2008
You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word. (C) Al Capone 03/14/2008
Riot: A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders. (C) Ambrose Bierce 03/14/2008
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