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First Law of Bicycling: No matter where you're going, it's uphill and against the wind. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
A life spent making mistakes is not only most honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. (C) ?mile Zola 03/14/2008
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. (C) Steven Wright 03/14/2008
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. (C) Stephen Wright 03/14/2008
Teamwork is wasting half of one's time explaining to others why they are wrong. (C) Georges Wolinski 03/14/2008
If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. (C) George Winters 03/14/2008
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. (C) Oscar Wilde 03/14/2008
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