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Cannon: An instrument used in the rectification of national boundaries. (C) Ambrose Bierce 03/14/2008
If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember is not the ideals we were fighting for but the methods we used to accomplish them. These methods will be compared to the warfare of Genghis Khan who ruthlessly killed every last inhabitant of Persia. (C) Hans A. Bethe 03/14/2008
When you're angry, take a deep breath and count to ten. When you're really angry, swear. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Too much of a good thing is just that. (C) Brian J. Dent 03/14/2008
The greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more. (C) Jonas Salk 03/14/2008
We are more apt to catch the vices of others than their virtues, as disease is far more contagious than health. (C) Charles Caleb Colton 03/14/2008
I should not talk so much about myself were there anybody else whom I knew as well. (C) Henry David Thoreau 03/14/2008
In adultery, there is usually tenderness and self-sacrifice; in murder, courage; in profanation and blasphemy, a certain satanic splendour. Judas elected those offences unvisited by any virtues: abuse of confidence and informing. (C) Jorge Luis Borges 03/14/2008
Alas, fortune does not change men; it unmasks them. (C) Stephen T. Steve 03/14/2008
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