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The more debauched one becomes, the more one's fantasies revolve around chastity. (C) Christopher Spranger 03/14/2008
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. (C) George Bernard Shaw 03/14/2008
When men grow virtuous in their old age, they only make a sacrifice to God of the devil's leavings. (C) Jonathan Swift 03/14/2008
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. (C) Martin Luther King, Jr. 03/14/2008
Don't wait for the last judgment; it takes place every day. (C) Albert Camus 03/14/2008
He that leaveth nothing to Chance will do few things ill, but he will do few things. (C) Lord Halifax 03/14/2008
For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him, he must regard himself as greater than he is. (C) Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 03/14/2008
We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears. (C) La Rochefoucauld 03/14/2008
While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
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