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Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of. (C) Geri Weitzman 03/14/2008
A large, clumsy umbrella is the best protection against the rain: there will be no rain as long as you're lugging it around. (C) Peter Wastholm 03/14/2008
I function as a channel from which music emerges from the chaos of noise. (C) Vangelis 03/14/2008
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. (C) Mark Twain 03/14/2008
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait until that other is ready. (C) Henry David Thoreau 03/14/2008
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. (C) Bertrand Russell 03/14/2008
If I were a medical man, I should prescribe a holiday to any patient who considered his work important. (C) Bertrand Russell 03/14/2008
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. (C) Will Rogers 03/14/2008
A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles. (C) Will Rogers 03/14/2008
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