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People who never do any more than they get paid for never get paid for any more than they do. (C) Elbert Hubbard 03/14/2008
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour. (C) Elbert Hubbard 03/14/2008
If food were free, why work? (C) Doug Horton 03/14/2008
In labouring to be brief, I become obscure. (C) Horace 03/14/2008
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains. (C) Jane Hopkins 03/14/2008
I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving -- we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it -- but we must sail, and not drift, nor lie at anchor. (C) Oliver Wendell Holmes 03/14/2008
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. (C) Oliver Herford 03/14/2008
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion. (C) Frank Herbert 03/14/2008
The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them. (C) Joseph Heller 03/14/2008
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