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Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Kennedy. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it. (C) Samuel Butler 03/14/2008
The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot. (C) Mark Twain 03/14/2008
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to. (C) Mark Twain 03/14/2008
When a man wants to murder a tiger, it's called sport; when the tiger wants to murder him, it's called ferocity. (C) George Bernard Shaw 03/14/2008
Until he extends his circle of compassion to include all living things, man will not himself find peace. (C) Albert Schweitzer 03/14/2008
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. (C) Cordel Hull 03/14/2008
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. (C) Samuel Butler 03/14/2008
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. (C) A. Whitney Brown 03/14/2008
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless? (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
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