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You can tell a lot about a person by looking at what kind of people are his friends and children. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. (C) Harry S Truman 03/14/2008
Today's children are required to learn what most people in former times were forbidden to know. (C) Ashleigh Brilliant 03/14/2008
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well. (C) Aristotle 03/14/2008
I have seen war. I have seen war on land and sea. I have seen blood running from the wounded... I have seen the dead in the mud. I have seen cities destroyed... I have seen children starving. I have seen the agony of mothers and wives. I hate war. (C) Franklin D. Roosevelt 03/14/2008
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. (C) David Friedman 03/14/2008
The most important thing a father can do for his children is love their mother. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Fairy tales: Horror stories for children to get them used to reality. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
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