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Mankind must give up war in the Atomic Era. What is at stake is the life or death of humanity. (C) Albert Einstein 03/14/2008
As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven. (C) Doug Horton 03/14/2008
A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow. (C) Charles Brower 03/14/2008
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. (C) George Bernard Shaw 03/14/2008
Marriage is the death of hope. (C) Woody Allen 03/14/2008
I have all the time in the world to worry about death when I am dead. (C) Leonard Reiss 03/14/2008
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. (C) Woody Allen 03/14/2008
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Death is nature's way of recycling human beings. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
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