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Tis education forms the common mind; just as the twig is bent, the tree's inclined. (C) Alexander Pope 03/14/2008
Those who can do, those who can't teach, and those who can't teach teach education. (C) Nicolas Martin 03/14/2008
Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. (C) Oscar Wilde 03/14/2008
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (C) H. G. Wells 03/14/2008
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. (C) Mark Twain 03/14/2008
My father must have had some elementary education, for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately. (C) George Bernard Shaw 03/14/2008
No one wants a good education, but everyone wants a good degree. (C) Lee Rudolph 03/14/2008
The best education in the world is that got by struggling to get a living. (C) Wendell Phillips 03/14/2008
Education is civil defense against media fallout. (C) Marshall McLuhan 03/14/2008
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. (C) Andy McIntyre 03/14/2008
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