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food aphorisms
If food were free, why work? (C) Doug Horton 03/14/2008
Money may be the husk of many things, but not the kernel. It buys you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintances, but not friends; servants, but not loyalty; days of joy, but not peace or happiness. (C) Henrik Ibsen 03/14/2008
If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
How long does getting thin take? Pooh asked anxiously. (C) A. A. Milne 03/14/2008
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch. (C) Hermione Gingold 03/14/2008
Your eyes are always bigger than your stomach. (C) Confucius 03/14/2008
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. (C) Katherine Cebrian 03/14/2008
Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if you run out of food. (C) Dean McLaughlin 03/14/2008
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