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If you love your job, you will never have to work another day in your life. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
A life spent making mistakes is not only most honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
We trained hard, but it seemed that everytime we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
I am only serious about 20% of the time; one of the great joys of my life is the fact that I alone know when that is. (C) Mark Richards 03/14/2008
Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity. (C) R. I. Fitzhenry 03/14/2008
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Half a man's life is devoted to what he calls improvements, yet the original had some quality which is lost in the process. (C) E. B. White 03/14/2008
Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information. (C) Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. 03/14/2008
Books are good enough in their own way, but they are a mighty bloodless substitute for life. (C) Robert Louis Stevenson 03/14/2008
Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life. (C) George Bernard Shaw 03/14/2008
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