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If you love your job, you will never have to work another day in your life. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. (C) Douglas Adams 03/14/2008
I am not sure that I exist, actually. I am all the writers that I have read, all the people that I have met, all the women that I have loved; all the cities that I have visited, all my ancestors... Perhaps I would have liked to be my father, who wrote but has the decency of not publishing. (C) Jorge Luis Borges 03/14/2008
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you -- but if you really make them think they'll hate you. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. (C) Lao Tsu 03/14/2008
It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin. (C) Anatole France 03/14/2008
Even if you aren't making money at your job, but doing something you love to do, you are a true success. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
With love and patience, nothing is impossible. (C) Daisaku Ikeda 03/14/2008
If you love God, burn the church. (C) Jello Biafra 03/14/2008
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