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    money aphorisms

        You may only have two of the three choices: (1) Enjoy your job. (2)Work within the law. (3)Make lots of money.
          (C) Unknown
            03/14/2008

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                Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
                  (C) Josh Billings
                    03/14/2008

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                        Some of the worst torments imaginable accompany wealth. And yet many a poor man is eager for preferment and dreams of somehow "improving" his estate. Where money and property are concerned, none but vagrants are wise.
                          (C) Christopher Spranger
                            03/14/2008

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                                While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
                                  (C) Unknown
                                    03/14/2008

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                                        Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.
                                          (C) Unknown
                                            03/14/2008

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                                                All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.
                                                  (C) Unknown
                                                    03/14/2008

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                                                        All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                                          (C) Spike Milligan
                                                            03/14/2008

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                                                                A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
                                                                  (C) Unknown
                                                                    03/14/2008

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                                                                        A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you don't need it.
                                                                          (C) Unknown
                                                                            03/14/2008

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                                                                                Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting.
                                                                                  (C) Billy Rose
                                                                                    03/14/2008

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