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    nature aphorisms

        Nature recycles itself. History repeats itself. Religion has faith in itself. Technology creates itself. Humanity loves itself.
          (C) Mark Putzke
            03/14/2008

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                For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.
                  (C) Richard P. Feynman
                    03/14/2008

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                        It is the mark of an educated mind to rest satisfied with the degree of precision which the nature of the subject admits and not to seek exactness where only an approximation is possible.
                          (C) Aristotle
                            03/14/2008

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                                Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
                                  (C) Unknown
                                    03/14/2008

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                                            Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
                                              (C) Unknown
                                                03/14/2008

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                                                    Death is nature's way of recycling human beings.
                                                      (C) Unknown
                                                        03/14/2008

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                                                            Men are made by nature unequal. It is vain, therefore, to treat them as if they were equal.
                                                              (C) J. A. Froude
                                                                03/14/2008

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                                                                        And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow.
                                                                          (C) Jerry Chin
                                                                            03/14/2008

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