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travel aphorisms
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait until that other is ready. (C) Henry David Thoreau 03/14/2008
Join the Army: travel to exotic distant lands, meet exciting, unusual people and kill them. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
A ship doesn't travel far in a calm sea. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. (C) Woody Allen 03/14/2008
Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling. (C) Margaret Lee Runbeck 03/14/2008
Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. (C) Ralph Waldo Emerson 03/14/2008
When you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac. (C) Unknown 03/14/2008
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