On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen.
It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.
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        Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
          (C) Unknown
            03/14/2008

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                Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.
                  (C) Unknown
                    03/14/2008

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                            You may only have two of the three choices: (1) Enjoy your job. (2)Work within the law. (3)Make lots of money.
                              (C) Unknown
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                                    Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.
                                      (C) Unknown
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                                            There are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. It's better to belong to the first group because there is less competition.
                                              (C) Unknown
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                                                    One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
                                                      (C) Unknown
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                                                            If you love your job, you will never have to work another day in your life.
                                                              (C) Unknown
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                                                                    The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
                                                                      (C) ?mile Zola
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                                                                            Teamwork is wasting half of one's time explaining to others why they are wrong.
                                                                              (C) Georges Wolinski
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