Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
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        Fishing is so unpredictable. Yesterday I caught a fish and I was very happy. Today my home cat caught a fish, and I was very upset.
            Jim 03/27/2007

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                My SCUBA instructor always stressed that you should never go diving alone. If you have equipment problems, your buddy can help you. If you run out of air, your buddy can help you. If you meet an aggressive shark, your odds are 50-50 instead of 100%.
                    Ben 03/18/2007

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